It was the weirdest thing I had ever witnessed, I was out chillin doing my normal. It was dusk on a Thursday, I had already went home after work, showered, and went to the grocery store. In a flash of an old Kodak moment, she appeared to me as I were in deed Deep in a dream. She said “have you seen my tattoo?”
I jumped, startled because this beauty was talking to me. I said, “No I haven’t,” as I stuttered through those three words.
“It’s really easy to see, it stretches all the way down my side.”
“Really?” I exclaimed.
“NO!, it says The Reallyz…don’t tell me you don’t what that means.” She continued. “I have met a bunch of guys in my life, and this time I finally meet one that I try to impress, and he has no clue what or who I’m talking about! I’m confused, and further more he can’t even talk me without stuttering.
“Uhu u u uh,”….
“Do you know where the nearest tattoo removal place is, and can I have some money?”
….speechless, quiet, minutes go by, moments, still nothing….
Finally, I said as smooth as I could, “Don’t change a thing little miss gorgeous, your so stunning I can’t speak, but I’ll try the world for you, I’ll do the tattoo removal for free. 12 sessions, twice a week for sex weeks. Can I get your name?”
Now it makes sense, Melody and a Reallyz tattoo. What could possibly be next?
-the Reallyz Associated Press