The girl with The Reallyz Tattoo


The girl with the Reallyz tattoo.

It was the weirdest thing I had ever witnessed, I was out chillin doing my normal.  It was dusk on a Thursday, I had already went home after work, showered, and went to the grocery store.  In a flash of an old Kodak moment, she appeared to me as I were in deed Deep in a dream.  She said “have you seen my tattoo?”

I jumped, startled because this beauty was talking to me.  I said, “No I haven’t,” as I stuttered through those three words.  

“It’s really easy to see, it stretches all the way down my side.”

“Really?” I exclaimed.

“NO!, it says The Reallyz…don’t tell me you don’t what that means.”  She continued. “I have met a bunch of guys in my life, and this time I finally meet one that I try to impress, and he has no clue what or who I’m talking about!  I’m confused, and further more he can’t even talk me without stuttering.   

“Uhu u u uh,”….

“Do you know where the nearest tattoo removal place is, and can I have some money?”

….speechless, quiet, minutes go by, moments, still nothing….

Finally, I said as smooth as I could, “Don’t change a thing little miss gorgeous, your so stunning I can’t speak, but I’ll try the world for you, I’ll do the tattoo removal for free.  12 sessions, twice a week for sex weeks.  Can I get your name?”

“Names Melody.”

Now it makes sense, Melody and a Reallyz tattoo.  What could possibly be next?

-the Reallyz Associated Press

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Shut up and Listen…Really?

    I mean for real cuz, it’s really the only way to hear the important messages from your sub conscience, your spirit self, or whatever you might call it…Inner voice, gut feeling, intuition, Holy Spirit, my friend Pablo, Suzy, to name just a few.   Not lightly should this voice be listened to because it always has an important message.

    When you listen to music say on the radio, do you listen at all for what the lyrics say or what they are about?  Do you or are you able to focus only the bass line for example?  Do here the whole mix, can you visualize the faders on the mixing console?  Can you listen or are you too loud all together.  Are you too busy to listen?  

     Music and the message can do incredible things to a living organism, “incredible things…”  Do you know what it’s like to SHUT UP AND LISTEN?

Listen to your heart, listen to the universe, to our communities, to the needy, to the lonely, to yourself.

Listen to the Reallyz!  Spread the word baby…-Assiciated Press
 

How to not get caught in Nazi Germany

      This months Issue No. 2 hits the shelves for the first time ever, and this is a jaw dropping episode.  In this episode the trio from Colorado are wondering where the rest of their bodies went, as a situation arose when the giant viking women of the north took their heads and cryo-genically froze them and returned back to the time of the second world war.  In the days that led up to the war the Reallyz stage bot Clamps found himself trapped in an energy net in probably the worst part of Nazi Germany.  Because the Reallyz were on assignment, the caliber of importance to the assignment took a major tailspin.  Olga the jaw-dropping big breasted woman, and unbelievable backside broke down the groups plans took them prisoner, and….

We will talk about they time traveled later, it’s really not that important and besides it’s classified.  But can talk about their new songs that they will be working on starting 2016 (I got to speak in years now because of the traveling.)  THE NEW SONGS FRICKIN RIP THE SHIT.

-the Reallyz Associated Press

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