The girl with The Reallyz Tattoo


The girl with the Reallyz tattoo.

It was the weirdest thing I had ever witnessed, I was out chillin doing my normal.  It was dusk on a Thursday, I had already went home after work, showered, and went to the grocery store.  In a flash of an old Kodak moment, she appeared to me as I were in deed Deep in a dream.  She said “have you seen my tattoo?”

I jumped, startled because this beauty was talking to me.  I said, “No I haven’t,” as I stuttered through those three words.  

“It’s really easy to see, it stretches all the way down my side.”

“Really?” I exclaimed.

“NO!, it says The Reallyz…don’t tell me you don’t what that means.”  She continued. “I have met a bunch of guys in my life, and this time I finally meet one that I try to impress, and he has no clue what or who I’m talking about!  I’m confused, and further more he can’t even talk me without stuttering.   

“Uhu u u uh,”….

“Do you know where the nearest tattoo removal place is, and can I have some money?”

….speechless, quiet, minutes go by, moments, still nothing….

Finally, I said as smooth as I could, “Don’t change a thing little miss gorgeous, your so stunning I can’t speak, but I’ll try the world for you, I’ll do the tattoo removal for free.  12 sessions, twice a week for sex weeks.  Can I get your name?”

“Names Melody.”

Now it makes sense, Melody and a Reallyz tattoo.  What could possibly be next?

-the Reallyz Associated Press

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How to not get caught in Nazi Germany

      This months Issue No. 2 hits the shelves for the first time ever, and this is a jaw dropping episode.  In this episode the trio from Colorado are wondering where the rest of their bodies went, as a situation arose when the giant viking women of the north took their heads and cryo-genically froze them and returned back to the time of the second world war.  In the days that led up to the war the Reallyz stage bot Clamps found himself trapped in an energy net in probably the worst part of Nazi Germany.  Because the Reallyz were on assignment, the caliber of importance to the assignment took a major tailspin.  Olga the jaw-dropping big breasted woman, and unbelievable backside broke down the groups plans took them prisoner, and….

We will talk about they time traveled later, it’s really not that important and besides it’s classified.  But can talk about their new songs that they will be working on starting 2016 (I got to speak in years now because of the traveling.)  THE NEW SONGS FRICKIN RIP THE SHIT.

-the Reallyz Associated Press

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“I wish the sun, would Wake ME Up”

Since the end of the fall Hiatus, the return of the Reallyz into the rehearsal studio has been, to say the least “remarkable”.  The guys are working better together, than ever before, and I just have to say that some of the new material is Really fu#^in* AWESOME.  They are really turning up dial with their songwriting…p (6) and nice work fellas.  I’m gonna list out some songs in no particular order as to inventory the new music, live songs, archived songs.  So…

#Storm; #Home; #Why Cry; #H.O.P.E; #She’s on Fire; #Grey Skies; #In a Sense

NEW:    #Walk on Bye; #Wanna B Luv; #Illusion (maybe); and of coarse “#Grey Skies.”  “Grey Skies WILL BE PLAYED MARCH 19.Metal on the Move presents /,,/

-the Reallyz Associated Press

The case of the missing notebook – (Mystery)

A couple weeks ago Damien came over to my apartment, and we began to workout a song that we had been working on for over a year.  It’s really my fault for not buckling down on this song, on the other hand some songs are meant to soak and simmer off to the side somewhere then…grow…grow…and then brought back into the fold.

The funny thing that occurred of coarse was,  ol’ Damien wanted to see the notebook that I had been using over the past year.  Well…I LOST IT!  “This was a Reallyz only,” notebook.  and I misplaced it, (and   I never do that,  I’ve kept every notebook for the last twenty some years.  I had lost the notebook which had all our lyrics, notes, email list, and some unimportant things too.

So over that weekend, I spent some time writing NEW LYRICS, for “WALLS” and “SHES ON FIRE.”   The lyrics that I re-wrote for both songs worked out great, yet they are completely different from the originals, (obviously because I couldn’t remember them).

Then, last night I spent a small amount of time cleaning out the tool box in the bed of my truck and guess what,  the damn notebook peaks it’s head out at me, and the feeling of relief was overwhelming.  Come to find out, the original lyrics for both songs were “just OK”, they certainly the old lyrics don’t stand up next to the new lyrics.  It was a great  learning experience to unleash a lyric writing test on ourselves.

It’s TRUE…

Things really do happen for a reason, in ALL ASPECTS OF OUR LIVES.

Here is a list of “Reallyz” music that could have been lost for good.  “Grey Skies, Walls, Shes on Fire, Why Cry, Root Down, Shake It,”…..”In a Sense!”

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It has been FOUND!

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On the Verge of “The Molly Ringwald”

You may have asked this question.  What do the Reallyz have to do with “the Breakfast Club,” “Sixteen Candles” or ” Molly Ringwald?”  In Sixteen Candles, Molly Ringwalds character Samantha spends the entire movie longing for a relationship, love, happiness, and to be “visible” to any guy and espescially Jake Ryan.  Finally after her sisters crazy wedding the man of her dreams is waiting for her, and asks her to make a wish.  “My wish has already came true.” She says.  Two years later in 1985 “The Breakfast Club” is released and portrays a story of teens in detention at school on a Saturday.  There are some unbelievably great scenes in this movie, if you remember the marijuana scene when Emilio Estevez pumps iron after just one hit.  Allisons make over by Claire (Molly Ringwald), and of coarse the famous “Molly Ringwald Dance.

Now….are the Reallyz on the verge of “The Molly Ringwald?”  Some theorists say the Reallyz do have an 80’s essance, a certain flavor or move, almost unexplainable feeling that brings emotion.  Its true that some of the Reallyz lyrics identify with the longing or visibility aspects that “Molly Ringwalds” character portrays in “Sixteen Candles.”  Its also true that the Reallyz vibe in the rock funk song “Shes On Fire,” teeters on the brink and plays on the verge of such a paradigm.  “Shes On Fire” starts with a guitar riff and then piles it on when the bass and drums converge with the riff.  The lyrics portray the love of a girl when she is seen, heard, felt, and longed for.  Her fire make his temperature rise for the things he cant have.  He’s burning up and longing like “Molly Ringwalds” character in “Sixteen Candles,” and feeling like dancing when locked up in detention on a Saturday.

Can you do “The Molly Ringwald?”  -the REALLYZ associated press