The girl with The Reallyz Tattoo


The girl with the Reallyz tattoo.

It was the weirdest thing I had ever witnessed, I was out chillin doing my normal.  It was dusk on a Thursday, I had already went home after work, showered, and went to the grocery store.  In a flash of an old Kodak moment, she appeared to me as I were in deed Deep in a dream.  She said “have you seen my tattoo?”

I jumped, startled because this beauty was talking to me.  I said, “No I haven’t,” as I stuttered through those three words.  

“It’s really easy to see, it stretches all the way down my side.”

“Really?” I exclaimed.

“NO!, it says The Reallyz…don’t tell me you don’t what that means.”  She continued. “I have met a bunch of guys in my life, and this time I finally meet one that I try to impress, and he has no clue what or who I’m talking about!  I’m confused, and further more he can’t even talk me without stuttering.   

“Uhu u u uh,”….

“Do you know where the nearest tattoo removal place is, and can I have some money?”

….speechless, quiet, minutes go by, moments, still nothing….

Finally, I said as smooth as I could, “Don’t change a thing little miss gorgeous, your so stunning I can’t speak, but I’ll try the world for you, I’ll do the tattoo removal for free.  12 sessions, twice a week for sex weeks.  Can I get your name?”

“Names Melody.”

Now it makes sense, Melody and a Reallyz tattoo.  What could possibly be next?

-the Reallyz Associated Press

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